Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the...
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none...
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever...
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
Every dog must have his day.
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all...
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire...
A lie is an excuse guarded
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally...
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to...
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
Venus, a beautiful, good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, the...
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I...
Love is a game in which one always cheats.