If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Square meals often make round people.

Square meals often make round people.

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

Through age after age, I am the servant of the Merciful Lord.

Through age after age, I am the servant of the Merciful Lord.

It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a...

It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a...

We should so provide for old age that it may have no urgent wants of...

We should so provide for old age that it may have no urgent wants of...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.