If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

The greatest power is often simple patience.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Square meals often make round people.

Square meals often make round people.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin'...

If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin'...

. . . Charles Darnay seemed to stand in a company of the dead. Ghosts...

. . . Charles Darnay seemed to stand in a company of the dead. Ghosts...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about...

Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about...

Old age: the crown of life, our play's last act.

Old age: the crown of life, our play's last act.

The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...

The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...