If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

The greatest power is often simple patience.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Square meals often make round people.

Square meals often make round people.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to...

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

And it came to pass a long time after that the LORD had given rest...

And it came to pass a long time after that the LORD had given rest...

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...

The writer is the Faust of modern society, the only surviving individualist in a mass...

The writer is the Faust of modern society, the only surviving individualist in a mass...

The stars shall fade away, the sun himself Grow dim with age, and nature sink...

The stars shall fade away, the sun himself Grow dim with age, and nature sink...

The credit of advancing science has always been due to individuals and never to the...

The credit of advancing science has always been due to individuals and never to the...

For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set...

For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set...

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years...

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years...