If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

Quote by Alan Alda

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I've never tried to manipulate my image.

I've never tried to manipulate my image.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

It's really clear to me that you can't hang onto something longer than its time....

It's really clear to me that you can't hang onto something longer than its time....

My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must...

My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get...

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get...

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...