Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But...

I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But...

Judges, like the criminal classes, have their lighter moments

Judges, like the criminal classes, have their lighter moments

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run...

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run...

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

You know what a woman's curiosity is

You know what a woman's curiosity is

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should...

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should...

Anybody can make history; only a great man can write it

Anybody can make history; only a great man can write it

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is...

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is...

Seek advice but use your own common sense

Seek advice but use your own common sense

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!