I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes that are annoyed by all of the above.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...
Airplanes are where manners come to die.
Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?
Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value
Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.
I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...
Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...
According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...