I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes that are annoyed by all of the above.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...
Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow
Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?
Airplanes are where manners come to die.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...
According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...
Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value
Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...
People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...