I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes that are annoyed by all of the above.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...
People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.
Airplanes are where manners come to die.
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...
I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...
According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...
The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...
I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...
Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value
Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow