According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a year.
Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...
I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...
I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...
I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...
The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow
Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value
Airplanes are where manners come to die.
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...