According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a year.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?
Airplanes are where manners come to die.
People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.
I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...
Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...
The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...
Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value