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The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last...The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last...— Click to enlarge —Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you...Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you...— Click to enlarge —He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.— Click to enlarge —I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.— Click to enlarge —My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.— Click to enlarge —Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.— Click to enlarge —Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.— Click to enlarge —It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.— Click to enlarge —It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.— Click to enlarge —So if you're lonely you know I'm here waiting for you.So if you're lonely you know I'm here waiting for you.— Click to enlarge —When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.— Click to enlarge —Men will bear many things from a kept mistress.Men will bear many things from a kept mistress.— Click to enlarge —