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Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.— Click to enlarge —Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.— Click to enlarge —Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.— Click to enlarge —You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.— Click to enlarge —I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...— Click to enlarge —The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...— Click to enlarge —I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...— Click to enlarge —My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.— Click to enlarge —All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.— Click to enlarge —Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.— Click to enlarge —Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.— Click to enlarge —A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.— Click to enlarge —