Picture quotes by Mark Twain

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...— Click to enlarge —Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...— Click to enlarge —Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...— Click to enlarge —Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option— Click to enlarge —Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...— Click to enlarge —In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...— Click to enlarge —The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...— Click to enlarge —Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...— Click to enlarge —The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...— Click to enlarge —Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.— Click to enlarge —Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it— Click to enlarge —A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...— Click to enlarge —