Hope I get the chance to travel the world. And I don't have any plans...

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Life will pass me by if I don't open up my eyes. So wake me...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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What screws us most in life is the picture in our head of how it...

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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom One helps you make a living the other helps you...

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Open your mind before your mouth.

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A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than ten years'...

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I feared people's opinions until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo what you want is...

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Wisdom is nothing more than healed pain

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They ignore you now but they'll need you someday. That's life

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Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're in the right

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If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead

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Don't pick a job with great vacation time. Pick one that doesn't need escaping from

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Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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