You can always say sorry but the real apology is when you hear the sadness...

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I have a special reason to be thankful this year, because I have you in...

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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Smile, it confuses people!

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo what you want is...

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Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy

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I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile

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Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

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Stop wasting time on people who don't deserve your attention. Trust me, time spent with...

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Two of the most important things a person should bear in mind: use things, not...

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