Picture quotes about How I met your mother

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...— Click to enlarge —There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.— Click to enlarge —OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...— Click to enlarge —Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesomeEveryone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome— Click to enlarge —The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...— Click to enlarge —When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary...When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary...— Click to enlarge —