You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! Want to make, money? Work your ass, off lazy! Want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

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You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! Want to make, money? Work your ass, off lazy! Want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

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A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a...

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A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a...

When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

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When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy

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It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy

Smile and be happy

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Smile and be happy

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open

It's never too late to live happily ever after

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It's never too late to live happily ever after

The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest and...

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The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest and...

People are going to talk whether you're doing good or bad, so love life to...

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People are going to talk whether you're doing good or bad, so love life to...

One of the simplest ways to stay happy is.. letting go of the things that...

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One of the simplest ways to stay happy is.. letting go of the things that...

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman...

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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman...

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look...

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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look...

Let's be honest... sometimes the hardest thing to do is to be happy for someone...

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Let's be honest... sometimes the hardest thing to do is to be happy for someone...

Whatever makes you happy put in your world.

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Whatever makes you happy put in your world.

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as...

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Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as...

You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories, not...

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You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories, not...

In a bad mood: take a shower, look yourself in the mirror, eat something with...

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In a bad mood: take a shower, look yourself in the mirror, eat something with...

I trust you is better than I love you because you may not always trust...

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I trust you is better than I love you because you may not always trust...

Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of...

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Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of...

I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

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I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but...

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I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but...