You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! Want to make, money? Work your ass, off lazy! Want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

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You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! Want to make, money? Work your ass, off lazy! Want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

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In a bad mood: take a shower, look yourself in the mirror, eat something with...

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In a bad mood: take a shower, look yourself in the mirror, eat something with...

Don't be sad because you're saying goodbye, you should be happy because you have memories...

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Don't be sad because you're saying goodbye, you should be happy because you have memories...

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

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As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

Find the one who makes your heart smile

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Find the one who makes your heart smile

It's time to be happy again.

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It's time to be happy again.

Never make a decision when you're angry and never make a promise when you're happy.

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Never make a decision when you're angry and never make a promise when you're happy.

When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

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When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you...

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It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you...

With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

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With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if...

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Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if...

Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason,...

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Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason,...

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

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Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy...

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One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy...

A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a...

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A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a...

Too often in life, something happens and we blame other people for us not being...

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Too often in life, something happens and we blame other people for us not being...

Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

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Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray

I'm never truly happy. Some days, I'm just a little less sad than others.

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I'm never truly happy. Some days, I'm just a little less sad than others.

Don't waste you time gving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out...

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Don't waste you time gving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out...

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend.If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your...

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A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend.If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your...

When you are young work to learn not to earn

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When you are young work to learn not to earn