You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! Want to make, money? Work your ass, off lazy! Want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

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You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! Want to make, money? Work your ass, off lazy! Want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

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cause you see, everytime she laughs she hopes that he's looking at her. Not so...

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cause you see, everytime she laughs she hopes that he's looking at her. Not so...

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy. They are charming gardners who...

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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy. They are charming gardners who...

Whatever makes you happy put in your world.

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Whatever makes you happy put in your world.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman...

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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman...

A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a...

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A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a...

You were happy before you will be happy after

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You were happy before you will be happy after

The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest and...

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The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest and...

Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress

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Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy...

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One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy...

One of the simplest ways to stay happy is.. letting go of the things that...

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One of the simplest ways to stay happy is.. letting go of the things that...

There's a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didn't...

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There's a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didn't...

Would you rather be happy or right?

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Would you rather be happy or right?

It's never too late to live happily ever after

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It's never too late to live happily ever after

We like to complicate things when really, it's quite simple. Find what it is that...

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We like to complicate things when really, it's quite simple. Find what it is that...

I choose to be happy.

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I choose to be happy.

You're prettiest when you're happy

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You're prettiest when you're happy

People are going to talk whether you're doing good or bad, so love life to...

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People are going to talk whether you're doing good or bad, so love life to...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open

If you feel that someone you love is ignoring you, do anything else that brings...

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If you feel that someone you love is ignoring you, do anything else that brings...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

All happiness depends on courage and work.

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All happiness depends on courage and work.