When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Picture Quote by Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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Imagination is more important than knowledge

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Imagination is more important than knowledge

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

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The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

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Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only...

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Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only...

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

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I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall...

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When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall...

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who...

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The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who...

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours it seems like two minutes....

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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours it seems like two minutes....

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to...

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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to...

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...