Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Picture Quote by Lemony Snicket

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Topics: Fate Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Simile Picture Quotes

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing...

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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing...