Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate

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Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes!...

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes!...

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian:...

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian:...

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here,...

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here,...

And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man...

And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man...

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead....

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead....

Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway,...

Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway,...

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...