I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Quote by Joe Garagiola

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you...

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you...

The safest place would be in the fairway.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base....

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base....

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could...

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could...

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a...

People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a...

The difference between winning nineteen games and winning twenty for a pitcher is bigger than...

The difference between winning nineteen games and winning twenty for a pitcher is bigger than...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the...

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the...

Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had...

Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had...

Professional baseball is on the wane. Salaries must come down or the interest of the...

Professional baseball is on the wane. Salaries must come down or the interest of the...