That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

Quote by Sid Waddell

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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you...

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you...

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...