We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

Quote by Peter De Vries

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It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order...

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order...

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie...

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best...

I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best...

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must...

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must...

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to...

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to...

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.

The past is for learning from and letting go. You cant revisit it. It vanishes.

The past is for learning from and letting go. You cant revisit it. It vanishes.