I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

Quote by Richard Lewis

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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...

ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.

I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if...

I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if...

I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They...

I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They...

One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous...

One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous...

So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect,...

So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect,...

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it...

Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

Sit quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.

Sit quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

And the sons of Eliab; Nemuel, and Dathan, and Abiram. This is that Dathan and...

And the sons of Eliab; Nemuel, and Dathan, and Abiram. This is that Dathan and...

Beneath this stone I lie, the famous woman who loosed her zone to one man...

Beneath this stone I lie, the famous woman who loosed her zone to one man...

And the women said unto Naomi, Blessed be the LORD, which hath not left thee...

And the women said unto Naomi, Blessed be the LORD, which hath not left thee...

I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.

I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.