I do play drums when I'm on tour.

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Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.