Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world.

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I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.