Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu

Quote by Mary Day Winn

Topics: Sex Quotes

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

Wit thou well that I will not live long after thy days.

Wit thou well that I will not live long after thy days.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the...

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

Love reduced to sex is just coupling.

Love reduced to sex is just coupling.

Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin.

Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin.

At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance

At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should...

If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should...