'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

Quote by Vivian Stanshall

Topics: Money Quotes

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou...

Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou...

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though,...

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though,...

And they said unto him, 'Why do the disciples of John fast often, and make...

And they said unto him, 'Why do the disciples of John fast often, and make...

So Ahab went up to eat and to drink. And Elijah went up to the...

So Ahab went up to eat and to drink. And Elijah went up to the...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

And whosoever shall give to drink unto one of these little ones a cup of...

And whosoever shall give to drink unto one of these little ones a cup of...

That's one of the things I look forward to about an evening like this -...

That's one of the things I look forward to about an evening like this -...

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.

And all the Egyptians digged round about the river for water to drink; for they...

And all the Egyptians digged round about the river for water to drink; for they...

These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations,...

These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations,...