In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

Quote by Nicole Hollander

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In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so...

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so...

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most...

Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned...

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related...

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related...

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just...

When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just...