My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Quote by Walter Matthau

Topics: Doctors Quotes, Funny Quotes, Living Quotes

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always...

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always...

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the...

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the...

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with...

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with...

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg

I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'

The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism...

The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism...

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

Time is generally the best doctor.

Time is generally the best doctor.

If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; but if he kills, the earth hides...

If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; but if he kills, the earth hides...

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of...

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of...

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three...

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three...

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What...

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What...

The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor...

The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor...

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...