The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Funerals Quotes

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

A woman has the age she deserves.

A woman has the age she deserves.

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Conquered people tend to be witty.

Conquered people tend to be witty.