I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Classy Women Quotes

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than...

The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than...

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.