Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Quote by Sam Ewing

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night....

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night....

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and...

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and...

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to...

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to...

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old...

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old...

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk...

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk...

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is...

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is...

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old...

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The writer is the Faust of modern society, the only surviving individualist in a mass...

The writer is the Faust of modern society, the only surviving individualist in a mass...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...