A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Quote by Carl Reiner

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to...

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to...

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy...

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy...

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I...

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I...

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...