I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that…

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I entirely agree with you about the obscurity of Mrs Browning's line about the stars....

I entirely agree with you about the obscurity of Mrs Browning's line about the stars....

I must not say what I truly think, or you will tell me I flatter...

I must not say what I truly think, or you will tell me I flatter...

You should always be well and bright, for so you do your best work; and...

You should always be well and bright, for so you do your best work; and...

Fancy your having no sunshine in London yesterday! Here it was glorious, like full summer,...

Fancy your having no sunshine in London yesterday! Here it was glorious, like full summer,...

Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise, and equally...

Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise, and equally...

The Browning love story? It is an ideal, all too rare, and yet I hardly...

The Browning love story? It is an ideal, all too rare, and yet I hardly...

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...

A man should kiss his wife's navel every day

A man should kiss his wife's navel every day

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of...

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of...

Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave...

Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave...

If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to...

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to...

There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who...

There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who...

The people who marry make a good marriage not marriage in itself.

The people who marry make a good marriage not marriage in itself.

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other...

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other...

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face...

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like...

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like...