I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.

Quote by Kelli Jae Baeli

Topics: Body Quotes, Humor Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes

When one hits the bottom of the Desperation Barrel, there is always someone down there.

When one hits the bottom of the Desperation Barrel, there is always someone down there.

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its...

The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its...

[He] intuitively choreographed his motions with a body language that projected the image of an...

[He] intuitively choreographed his motions with a body language that projected the image of an...

Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is...

Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is...

Anatomy is destiny.

Anatomy is destiny.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to...

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to...

Body, remember not only how much you were loved Not only the beds you lay...

Body, remember not only how much you were loved Not only the beds you lay...

There is one body that knows more than anybody, and that is everybody

There is one body that knows more than anybody, and that is everybody

Many people treat their bodies as if they were rented from Hertz-something they are using...

Many people treat their bodies as if they were rented from Hertz-something they are using...

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the...

If it ever occurs to people to value the honour of the mind equally with...

If it ever occurs to people to value the honour of the mind equally with...

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul

It happens very rarely, but when it happens it's worth waiting for, that the instrument...

It happens very rarely, but when it happens it's worth waiting for, that the instrument...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall...

Think with your whole body

Think with your whole body

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty...

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty...