Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Quote by HS Thompson

Topics: Pothead Quotes

When does cpr become necrophilia?

When does cpr become necrophilia?

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.

Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.

Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you...

There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you...

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.