Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Quote by Geraldo Rivera

Topics: Silly Quotes, Work Quotes

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth...

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.