Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.

Quote by Hank Moody

Topics: Californication Quotes

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

You looking for a dick punch?

You looking for a dick punch?

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

I love women. I have all their albums.

I love women. I have all their albums.

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...