LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...