The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Quote by Edsgar Dijkstra

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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at...

The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at...

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no...

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no...

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an...

Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.

Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.