I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom. It's my daily mood that makes the weather. As a teacher, I possess a tremendous power to make a child's life miserable or joyous. I…

Quote by Dr Haim Ginott

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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at...

Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at...

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do...

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do...

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do...

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do...

I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom....

I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom....

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama...

Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama...

If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.

If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs...

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs...

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow...

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the...

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the...

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.