The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Picture Quote by Dr House

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

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I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

Time changes everything. That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not...

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Time changes everything. That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not...

There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

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There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

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I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

I'm sorry I pushed you away. It's what I do when I'm afraid

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I'm sorry I pushed you away. It's what I do when I'm afraid

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

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Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely...