Every dog must have his day.

Quote by Jonathan Swift

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He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.

He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.

All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it...

All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it...

Observation is an old man's memory.

Observation is an old man's memory.

Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.

Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...

Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...

Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion

Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to...

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to...

It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold...

It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold...

Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...

Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none...

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none...

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...

It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally...

It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally...

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in...

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in...

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.

Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money...

Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money...

The man who won't loan money isn't going to have many friends - or need...

The man who won't loan money isn't going to have many friends - or need...