In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air.

Quote by Jonathan Raban

Topics: Drink Quotes

Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style,...

Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style,...

Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really...

Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really...

The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss...

The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss...

The wine they drink in Paradise They make in Haute Lorraine.

The wine they drink in Paradise They make in Haute Lorraine.

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives...

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives...

He said unto him, I am a prophet also as thou art; and an angel...

He said unto him, I am a prophet also as thou art; and an angel...

My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.

My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart.

We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart.

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than...

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than...

They shall be abundantly satisfied with the fatness of thy house; and thou shalt make...

They shall be abundantly satisfied with the fatness of thy house; and thou shalt make...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

And the drink offering thereof shall be the fourth part of an hin for the...

And the drink offering thereof shall be the fourth part of an hin for the...

If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies...

If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

To refrain from evil and from strong drink and to be always, steadfast in virtue;...

To refrain from evil and from strong drink and to be always, steadfast in virtue;...

And if I drink oblivion of a day, So shorten I the stature of my...

And if I drink oblivion of a day, So shorten I the stature of my...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of...

And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of...