The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

Quote by John Madden

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I think comparisons are odious.

I think comparisons are odious.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what...

Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what...

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had...

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had...

Every time I go to the theater, there's something about the atmosphere, seeing something unfold...

Every time I go to the theater, there's something about the atmosphere, seeing something unfold...

When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want...

When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want...

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be...

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be...

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be...

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be...

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers...

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers...

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting...

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting...

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

Well, I'd say that the minute sound came in, it was everybody talking their heads...

Well, I'd say that the minute sound came in, it was everybody talking their heads...

We're more effective than birth control pills.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get...

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get...

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

They say Football's a matter of life and death - but it's more important than...

They say Football's a matter of life and death - but it's more important than...

They talked about teamwork. That's all it is. It's about team effort. No particular player...

They talked about teamwork. That's all it is. It's about team effort. No particular player...