Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

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Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House...

White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and...

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and...