Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other.

Quote by Ronnie Johnson

Topics: Marriage Quotes

To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a...

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a...

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a...

Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get...

Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we...

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we...

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of...

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of...

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is a contradiction in terms of endearment.

Marriage is a contradiction in terms of endearment.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a...

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a...

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.