I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...