We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?

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The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.