Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Quote by Tony Randall

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In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively...

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively...

Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.

Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.