I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

Quote by Tony Randall

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The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...