I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

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Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.