I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.

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Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...